It’s basically bean dip, what’s not to love?

It helps to be a liquid

It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

Fluffy gorl

I don’t know why addressing a cat as “cat” is the funniest thing ever

Well that was certainly a thing

Hissen to be puneished

Fun fact: all mice are devil worshippers

KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex2hj5rLN48

George Washington once lowered an opponent’s wife into a vat of acid at a party.

If you’re blind, it’s a possibility.

My sister’s tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn’t have much going on up there.

So embarrassing

I want to be a cat so I can be pampered, and lash out randomly and have people think it’s cute

Chaos dog

Sure, Andrew Yang, let’s get you back to New York

Delightfully devilish!

I never thought I’d die this way, but I always hoped

Athy, athier, athiest