- Everything is “the left” if you’re far right - Conversely, everything is far right if you’re left - Nope. Only if you’re very far left like the people that think cops being held accountable for murder is communism and Joseph McCarthy was right are very far right. - Degrees exist and matter. 
- Well no, conversely it would be: Everything is “the right” if you’re far left. - You’ve found the lost city of pedantics - Actually 🤓 there is no city of pedantics and there never was because pedantics are ostracized everywhere and rightfully so - Oh shit, it’s the mayor! 
 
 
 
 
 
- I’m not far left or far right - I’m far ting - Sure, Andrew Yang, let’s get you back to New York 
 
- “New flash asshole, governments aren’t birds. Sorry if that’s a shock to you.” - Government just controls the birds 
- Then why do all of them adopt eagles as a symbol when they wanna look cool? Checkmate atheists. 
 
- Leftists are just liberals that are too lazy to vote. 
- Libs ain’t the left, it’s a Venn diagram. - Libs seek to advance freedom against oppressive systems, such as capitalism - The left seeks to advance freedom from capitalism among other oppressive systems - Either way the right wingers don’t like them 







