• NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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    I’m too straight to speak with any authority on the topic but I thought bears/otters were hairier than this.

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      Yeah that’s why I called them hunks, muscular and low body fat but also definitely not hairy enough to be otters, although I think in fitness terms they would still be in ottermode

      • chloroken@lemmy.mlBanned from community
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        Comments like this make me realize how boring cishets are. Like you got a whole ass animal farm jargon thing going on. Otters? This is why the gays rule.

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            My comment is confusing but I was basically doing an “as a straight guy…” but a fun one for a change.

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            Which sucks because I can’t describe myself as a bear on Tinder anymore. Despite having literal bearmode body and being hairy at that.

          • chloroken@lemmy.mlBanned from community
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            True, but in an icky way. The bear and otter shit is entirely cooler.

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                A lot of gross men describe women as livestock or prey animals. What do you think this implies, considering that cishet men often describe themselves as predator animals?