Brave Little Hitachi Wand

Excommunicado

I whip out my phone and throw the question to chat. Naturally

Yeah but you know, well adjusted for California twelve years ago. He did a five minute comedic spiel about gender, then talked about how a KMFDM track is his personal theme song. Good guy overall, but not the porn industry David Xanatos you might imagine lmao

I got to do the tour with my girlfriend, whom I married. Amazing decor. We went to dinner with Stefanos once a decade ago too, he seemed pretty normal tbh

God, what the fuck.

Silver lining: The more I watch us allow each other to kill the planet, the less I worry about great filter theory.

Perhaps they yearn for a time when technology and innovation were considered part of human progress, and represented hope for the future.

It’s really inspiring proof that you shouldn’t let anything hold you back from getting that script written. If schizophrenia can be overcome, so can your self doubt. I think that’s just ducky.

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Oh buddy, of course. Straight and self-oriented sex positivity is trending upwards across the board. It’s just maybe not… Evenly distributed.

My captain is Picard, my parents still resonate more with Kirk. It might be the most clearly defined cultural rift I’ve ever spotted between us.

I mean sure, but footnotes and pointless asides in a joke is Dan Harmon’s bit. What do you take me for, a hack?

Some disputandem

We’re sexual beings in a world that increasingly refuses to acknowledge or meet our needs. It can express itself in odd ways. Freudian slips, odd behaviours, even internet usernames.

Incredible.

I can’t think of a single person I wouldn’t have to explain the joke to.

At times like this, you realise omniscience is not to be envied.

Second thoughts reminding me - the emulsifiers aren’t great for you unless taken sparingly.

I love pepper jack but I haven’t seen it in years. England ain’t about it for some reason.

If you make it with good cheese I’m open to it. The stuff you buy in stores tastes nothing like cheddar to me, but I’ve seen internet chefs make their own.

Too many do not. “American cheese” is not cheese imo; mature cheddar doesn’t melt as well maybe, but the sharpness brings a lot more to the table. Especially with a hot mustard in the mix.

When a cat and I both pretend to be too cool to notice each other but also walk in the same direction for a while. Happened ages ago, still riding that high.