Classic Ozzy. Reminds me of when Rorschach blue himself up

I bet you relish the thought of more pickles

Ouhhhh fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobulating

Exit: wait there’s also conglobating and I don’t know enough to know if it’s the same thing

I want that guitar pedal

This comic has lived rent free in my head for years

I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

Good catch, I am technologically incompetent.

They seemed like such decent character strings

That’s because Duke Nukem respects women.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I exclusively drink bull milk

Just say menses and womenses when in the plural

GOTTA GO FAST (for lent)

History repeats itself…

This was, verbatim, what a child said during an interview. He stumbled and jumbled over his words, uttering this incomprehensible nonsense. Others, however, try to decipher his words and dare to gleam a sliver of truth of the secret machinations of the universe.

Maybe he’s just living up to the username

Because of the wizards gathered around and pondering

Just because he dummy thicc doesn’t mean he’s gonna bottom

There’s beans in them orbs

I can feel it in my jones (jean bones for you simple folk)