Holy shit why did this man spend so much time defending these despicable positions?
…together with the dishonest law that labels sex with adolescents as “rape” even if they are willing, we cannot tell from this article…
These are dangerous and disgusting views.
My go to for most of what you mention is Go, but that’s obviously a compiled language and not for scripting. Or is it - What do you think about https://github.com/traefik/yaegi, which provides an interpreter and REPL for Go? It would let you use a performant and well documented language in a more portable scripting way, but not preclude you from generating statically linked binaries if and when that’s convenient.