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Cake day: June 10th, 2023

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  • The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
    
    You've got to pay the cheese tax
    Every time you're cooking
    When the cheese comes out
    This kitty comes looking
    
    The rules are the rules
    And the facts are the facts
    And when the cheese drawer opens
    You've got to pay the tax
    
    The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
    
    Hand it over quick
    Or things might get sh*tty
    I can scratch and kick
    I'm a really crazy kitty
    
    I'm not just asking
    Because I'm looking for snacks
    This is real important business
    And you've got to pay the tax
    
    The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
    The cheese tax!
    
    Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine
    But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
    There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
    Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!
    
    The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
    The cheese tax!
    

    Original puppy version by Matt Hobbs, feline adaptation by me.