How dare you hide your information from them! The nerve!

“Your data collection into Gmail only! No into chic fila app!”

She’s not age appropriate. How’s her mom doing?

The Sexicutor, maybe?

I’m sure the blonde on the left is his mom, and not the first time.

Butthole pics

Don’t you disparage the captain of the junior varsity wrestling team!

I feel seen.

Pop punk then.

Come with me
And you’ll see
A world of poorly executed, over-hyped, spent most of the money on marketing experience.

Doubters = Thirsty haters

Looked at one that wouldn’t load. The link included api.redgifs… I’d blame whomever posted the link first.

Let me guess. All the features you love from third-party launchers, except anything resembling privacy.

My first car didn’t have a blower in the air conditioning system. It worked off of convection. The first winter I drove it, I’d roll down the window and stick my head out into the weather.

I figured they were conspicuous show pieces, intended for others to see on one’s bookshelf or in one’s hand in public.

If I had wanted all the extra bull shit that came with these updates I’d have bought an iPhone.

All the damn time as a kid. So no one can say I didn’t try.

How can you tell they’re Mormon?

Deleting all that garbage was satisfying.

If we’re going to shame anything, shame the food. And the sleazy patrons holding it up.