I imagine it’s because your anatomy is actually more suited to dropping a log while popping a squat. Because of this many people will keep a stepping stool in front of their toilet to put their feet on while sitting on the toilet. It can make doing your business easier, especially if you’re constipated

Because they made it up with freedom

Dang, thanks

There would be joysticks. They would just be a different style. They’re low profile and slide more than tilt. I don’t really know how to explain them

I agree. I didn’t think it would end up anywhere near the size of a PSP but I thought the sliding form factor would help a bit with compactness. It would help with portability too as you wouldn’t need a custom case or those sticky things to protect the joysticks.