primrosepathspeedrun

Such adorable kitty!

If you see a Googler, spit in its face

“Using a popular large language model wasn’t bad enough. We wanted the genocidal large language model!”

Kitties!

We can argue the ethics and wisdom of dating a cat, but not her beauty.

Yeah im riffing on that. Fuck these fuckers.

I do not like to have to fight with every device I use every time i use it. I do not like having to hack everything I own just so it kinda-at-least-half works. This is effort and time and opposition that is being imposed on me. This is theft–not even in a cool way. This is an attack.

No i was saying you’ll have to have an oversized penis.

Not allowed. I hate pedants. You’ll have to be hung.

Intent is declared. Where are they? Please hurry?

Fuck this is going to cripple my phone so bad.

What about those 40$ meshnet devices for real use and a google phone you keep in a foil pouch until you need to bank?

So where’s the Dev push to make that usable?

Denial Of Service, dear. Clogging the pipes.

That it was supposed to be a period. A full articulation of my feelings on this majestic beast would probably read as a DOS attack on the fediverse.

That is such good cat,

Kitty!

Well. From one less place.

You’re a very strange person with a very excellent cat.

I would never reduce you to just one thing you believe. I’m sure there’s so much more to you than that.

She is beautiful and perfect and correct. I have no idea how you can think a parasitic wasp is cuter than her.

That must be it. English doesnt really have simple ways to equate the cuteness of kitties and parasitic wasps such that kitties aren’t obviously better.