It is a meme that seems to have originated from a t-shirt sold online: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/born-to-die-world-is-a-fuck-kill-em-all-1989-i-am-trash-man-410757864530-dead-cops

Femboys are you doing today I hope you have a great day in the morning and the witch fingers crossed for you

The car’s on fire and there is no driver at the wheel

The boogiest and woogiest of albums

While that is true, it makes sense for antivirus/edr software to run in kernelspace. This is a fuck-up of a giant company that sells very expensive software. I wholeheartedly agree with your sentiment, but I mostly see this as a cautionary tale against putting excessive trust and power in the hands of one organization/company.

Imagine if this was actually malicious instead of the product of incompetence, and the update instead ran ransomware.

The itchy one

I expect it would be relatively easy to make