Son, your mother and I discussed this lengthy and we have come to the conclusion…

What your father is trying to say, is that we expected you to serve dinner five minutes ago and, despite our endless love for you son, our patience is running short.

An API that unlocks DLC? That sounds like… wait what community is this? (looks around)
Is that a wooden IP address? Nice eye patch by the way. Cheers matey!

This is not a question of “want”. This is not a question at all. This is a demand! And it would be wise to comply, rapidly!

Good thing you did that. Otherwise I would have been salty. 😸

Oh shit, the saw us! I think the saw us! Did they see us?

And my patience is running thin!

Turn and face the strange