It’s a banana. What could it cost, ten dollars?

Oh, quit it with your Blasphemous Rumours

I got it

That snoofer is mesmerizing

Common and disgusting, but unfortunately not always a joke. You probably know this but for the benefit of others who may not be aware, the Husband Stitch is a real thing that used to be pretty commonly done regardless of what the woman wanted and often without her foreknowledge or consent. It’s an extra stitch or two placed when sewing a woman back up after a vaginal tear or episiotomy during labor. The purpose is to make the woman “tighter” so her husband can still enjoy having sex with her even though she’s given birth, which is staggeringly misogynistic and cruel. And it usually results in really painful sex for the woman because her vaginal opening is artificially small plus now it has inflexible scar tissue. It’s a horrific thing to do to a woman, especially after giving birth.

Those are pretty great cat thumbs.

Bitty is a treasure!!

Ear is beak

Do you not have a VPN?

Does whatever a spidercat does

Oh mylanta… little Bitty and her lil bitty sweater!! 😍

Please tell Peeve he’s purrrfect!

They are cuties!

Hide your cats!

Is he named after the tea? Because if yes, that’s super cute 💚

I looked up images of her too and she definitely is fat. I’m not trying to tear her down by any means but she’s heavy.

Wow, that’s fucking rude!

Mmmhmm, yup, yeah, wait…wut??

What a terrible button! :'(

I’m wondering how literal “girl” is. Like, would I go back to being a little girl? Absolutely not. But would I go back to being like 20? Maybe! There’s some shit I’d like to do differently.

However, I’d wayyyy rather have the cash.