Oh man dat lil toof.

Jesus, did you guys go to school in Florida or something?

Worth it!

OMG I just wanna squeeze those drummies and pinch the beans

Mochi is so pretty

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

Dat pink nose!!! 😍

I’m so sorry for your loss :'(

I love this haha

Please don’t take this as me trying to be mean or unfeeling, but I’m curious - you’re talking about some pretty serious issues, so why are you trying to sound so childlike? E.g., “uncomf”, “wana make u happi <3”, “awfuler feels”, “big sads”. I’m interested in what you’re saying but the way you present it makes it so hard to take seriously. Is this a thing in the trans community that I just don’t get, or just your schtick, or what?

So cute!!

Porthos will accept cheese for his services.

If I were a man I’d absolutely love to grow facial hair.

I don’t know if they still sell it, but Coke syrup was a stomachache remedy when I was a kid.

I don’t know if they still sell it, but Coke syrup was a stomachache remedy when I was a kid.

Can confirm this is how sighthounds happen

And if Nigel says he’s happy

The Dave Clark Five is what came to mind first for me

It’s supposed to make it credible that a 3 year old said this.

Dominos is disgusting. It’s basically the McDonald’s of pizza. Honestly, I avoid all pizza chains and get wood-fired pizza at a local wine bar. Ooh and I just bought a pizza stone, gonna learn to make them myself!