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Everybody’s talking about the dick and balls, meanwhile I’m stunned by the gun show. That cat is jacked!

This is precious 🧡

Uber Eats could’ve brought it

Genius.

Oh man dat lil toof.

Jesus, did you guys go to school in Florida or something?

Worth it!

OMG I just wanna squeeze those drummies and pinch the beans

Mochi is so pretty

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

Dat pink nose!!! 😍

I’m so sorry for your loss :'(

I love this haha

Please don’t take this as me trying to be mean or unfeeling, but I’m curious - you’re talking about some pretty serious issues, so why are you trying to sound so childlike? E.g., “uncomf”, “wana make u happi <3”, “awfuler feels”, “big sads”. I’m interested in what you’re saying but the way you present it makes it so hard to take seriously. Is this a thing in the trans community that I just don’t get, or just your schtick, or what?

So cute!!

Porthos will accept cheese for his services.

If I were a man I’d absolutely love to grow facial hair.

I don’t know if they still sell it, but Coke syrup was a stomachache remedy when I was a kid.

I don’t know if they still sell it, but Coke syrup was a stomachache remedy when I was a kid.