ZZ Top Beards: Eliciting beard-related chuckles at least once every decade when new kids find out about the band members’ names.

Excellent enlarged guinea pig.

Your own fault for having a face and toes and dangling both in front of feral killers. Also, they wanted food and you chose to selfishly indulge in resting your body while your superiors literally fought starvation with their last bit of strength left. I also assume the bottom of the feeding bowl was visible, you monster! You probably deserve everything you got.