Seems like a year ago he was actually using Linux himself. Wondering what happened that made him feel so butthurt.

ht o you men? You cn typ jut fine ith keybor like tht.

[…] script something that does this.

Theoretically this pandoc one liner already does it, but depending on the website the layouting is going to be trash.

pandoc -i 'https://the-website-your-rss-items.link.to/' -f html -t epub -o out.epub

Might not be for you if you are not a TUI person, but I like newsboat. I also use it to watch youtube and listen to podcasts. For pdf/epub export you can probably script something that does this.

Surprised to see jellyfin here tbh. The docker image needed literally zero configuration to work perfectly for me.