I had to switch back to the laser dog because the machine gun one murdered me too fast.

It’s a great week to start

I imagine they’d start public executions before that

My favorite is when packages or reinforcements land on me, or dying in friendly fire due to low visibility. Those feel so on-brand, surprising, and hilarious

That’s good. The world just got a lot less snorty and needs your help.

Alucard, my favorite movie! Watch as two sleepy men wake up and revive a man who barfs blood into desperately unhealthy people and makes them all better just before dissolving a real estate deal.

The dairy of Theseus

How dya do

Ah, the deleted verse:

Yea Lot gazed upon his daughter’s rockin’ tits and recalled the bosom of his wife. Lot begged God for forgiveness, but God was all like, “nah man, I’m into it. You should make your daughter dress up like a debutante and dance with you and tell her that it’s to promise her chastity to me.” Lot was surprised by this response and asked God to repeat himself, but only heard the thunderous roll of heavy breathing and someone slapping a giant wet ham.

How often do you ask to eat in her section and read your Bible?

I can hear that Ren and Stimpy episode (both frames are from the same episode).

And you wanna know what else? I’m gonna hit ya! And you’re gonna faaaallll… *points at ground* And I’m gonna look down, and I’m gonna laaaaugh…

sudo apt-pspsps install kitcat-codec

Is it working for y’all? I can’t get this video file to play.