A reasonable policy

Sleep five minutes, play five minutes, eat, repeat! Very busy kitty.

Aww that’s so cute!

Oh I’m so sorry to hear that as well :( those old cats who love you with all their heart are just so amazing. He would happily sit on my lap all day and whenever I sleep he would come up and rub his face against me and then sleep on my chest.

Like I keep thinking I want another cat… but I don’t want another cat. I want MY cat back who I had for 16 years!

But now I gotta take care of my little 3 year old boy and figure out how to keep him happy!

So is it one per house hold per month, or one per person per month?

And it sounds like monthly is free, great value, but what about if I need it weekly?

Yet this is cheaper than a good fur suit.

New generation is so entitled.

Wanting homes that aren’t solar ovens and stuff.

I still feel like you only buy these if you wanna set up a prison in the wilderness.

Hah, please. You think someone on this diet isn’t stealing electricity?

I mean I feel like the bit of it being an extreme example that led to it being 4.20 a day made it obvious it wasn’t super serious. I sure didn’t read it as serious.

Also my friends lawyer said you should give me $20.

If you don’t believe that, or feel like there would need to be additional context for that to be believable, you are correct.

Oh yes, please do that.

Since your wages are low while doing that, make sure to get enough calories however you need though!

Edit: also I just thought it was funny that the math from this reddit post turned into 4.20.

Yeah but then the bit wouldn’t be surviving off of 4.20 a day ordering stuff only off amazon!

But yeah this is generally good advice and much better than “Buy a random can of something for 1.50 and dump in half pound of rice”. Fish and cheap chicken offer a lot of flavor and nutrients for the price.

Now I need to put into my will that anything my cat lays on is his when I die.

Oldest millennials are now 42.

So tons of millennials with teenage children.

We got old.

I feel like all of these are just normal things in the real world aside from become a dragon.

We got steroids, weed, you can already talk to plants, you can just buy a plane ticket to fly.

Modern life is wildly magic.

This reminds me of getting banned for threatening another player in a war game.

I said if he attacked me again I’d attack him back. Got permanently banned.

Like… what?

How big Brittany acted

Thr average ds player kills the giant once.

And is killed how many times by the giant?

Cats want to be tall in any given area.

Make sure the tallest place in each room is somewhere they are allowed.

As they mentioned this guy actually broke the arena before! Broke the inner of the two glass panes.

Crazy amount of force.

Yeah I love ant weight boys! Just so much more silliness can happen there.

Also, no filler between matches was surprisingly nice.