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Tim Duncan is a singer with Ernie Haase & Signature Sound, a Southern gospel quartet.

The joke is that driers/washers would be such that the vibrations they make would cause arousal if sat upon, as indicated by the woman in the pic.

What do when gf say she pargenant

lol the preemptive num-num-numming before the water even starts, then the “hey cmon make with the tasty already” move lmao

“I fits, I sits. Put your stinky, stupid human feet somewhere else. Like outside. And stay outside. Except to feed me and clean my litter box. Then go back outside.”

Enjoy, sweet prince, for you are loved and treasure, and you shall not soon be forgotten.

“I see you’ve learned nothing from my instructions, pitiful human, and see fit to fetter me with this ridiculous, absurd contraption. Mark well my words: you will regret deeply the foolishness of your actions, and so too will your offspring. Do not bother praying, there exist no gods that will save you.”

What, dude? I’ll tryna chill here.

Tappy tap tap… tappy tap… tappy tappy tap… tap

He’s a model, you know what I mean?

And he does his little turn on the catwalk, Yeah, on the catwalk,

On the catwalk, yeah

He does his little turn on the catwalk.

The predictable conclusion of fucking around.

Some other cats: glares at you in the dark, slowly gets up and walks over to you, baps you right in your stupid face, goes back to warm spot and falls asleep, leaving you wondering where the fuck you went wrong.

Skill issue. You’re just not sinning hard enough.

There are very likely an alarming number of religious people who’d agree.

Well, at least two Corinthians.

Many are born in the US, some walk or fly there.

Yep, that’s the joke.

Christians: wait no not like that_🥵

You can bet hard cash that there are an uncomfortable number of ignorant people who thoroughly believe that one isn’t born black, but becomes black through any one (or more) of a myriad of perplexing and completely irrational reasons.

Next time search for pictures of bird houses and realize that you don’t use a hanger bay door for the entrance to a bird house.