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Cake day: 2023年7月27日
  • Doc Dish@lemm.eetoFuturama @lemmy.world•Always cracks me upEnglish
    3·
    16 天前

    HOLLY: Alright! What’s happening, dudes?

    CAT: We’re having a really nice time. I’m dating Marilyn Monroe and also I have another girlfriend who’s a mermaid. She’s half woman, half fish. (He starts licking and kissing a photograph then turns round.) It’s Miranda, my girlfriend.

    As she comes out of the water we see the top half of her is a fish, the bottom half is a woman.

    HOLLY: Somehow I’d imagined she’d be a woman on top and a fish on the bottom.

    CAT: No! That’s a stupid way round. (He sticks out his tongue briefly and grins and waves.)

  • Doc Dish@lemm.eeto196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Birds ruleEnglish
    17·
    10 个月前

    I used to have a cherry tree in my garden. I was sitting in the branches picking cherries, when I saw a blackbird (not an SR-71) sitting on the outer twigs eating cherries I couldn’t reach. He had a look in his eye that said “these are my cherries and there’s nothing you can do about it!”

    Then a sparrowhawk took him out in front of me and ate him. That’ll teach him.