Edit: unless chicken sand is short for chicken sandwich

It is exactly that…

…I hope.

Maybe the ideal solution is to have it closed before going to sleep, and open before waking up?

Both of those issues can be fixed.

• https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/Dual_boot_with_Windows#Time_standard
• https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/Dual_boot_with_Windows#Bluetooth_pairing

I don’t see a handle on that toilet, so it might not be a flush toilet.

There’s nothing stopping you from playing SS14 now, if you want.

I don’t even think mushrooms are plants so YMMV on that one.

Chrome has it for some reason so I guess they’re just copying them

I wonder if you could have it all on one column.

In UK English, “kerb” is spelt with a K which means that a Kirby kerb portmanteau is either “Kirby”, “Kerb”, or “Kerby”.

Everyone’s talking about politics but I’m just wondering why the meme is crooked. Did they forget to use a spirit level?

You will be terminated. Do not resist.

Their child is called “Strairdrac the Netherwatcher”?

what does the american health association say about CPR on giraffes?

Pretty sure it’s better to do only chest compressions instead of wasting time doing mouth-to-mouth. This simplifies giving CPR to a giraffe quite significantly.