I look like a pack a day smoker every time I make potatoes and onions

Lawful evil works if you have vertical space

Imagine being so far up your own ass you call another dialect a mistake that shouldn’t exist.

Why does reading this give me flashbacks to Earl in Big Guy and Rusty?

The original image makes me inclined to think it was originally a “lot lizards” joke

Surprised no one though of round knobs instead

Canopus fans in Battletech bother for the same reason. Any criticism about the factions blatant sexism is itself treated as sexism.

It’s both, ADHD people just have a much, much harder time learning to filter it. But neurotypical people can learn to do it too sometimes. I envy the ability to turn it off

It’s almost like we have a distinct dialect og English, wow imagine that a country with a slightly different culture from yours

Manwich is a canned sauce you add to hamburger, it’s roughly BBQ flavored in nature.

It’s like a tortilla made of a giant cornchip. Breakage can be an issue but they don’t explode like glass or anything.

Too bad, a random jackass online says you need to die /s

I said I understood it. Not that I supported it, do you know how to read?

Oh no, you know a word as overused as nazi! Understanding why something happened doesn’t mean you support it, but it is the fastest way to learning to fix it, why do you promote ignorance? But I suppose you’d rather accuse people of supporting one of the bloodiest regimes in human history than use your fucking brain

No violent repression is rarely justified, but it’s understandable when mass violence has been involved.

There is some shrapnel buried in a building or two that shows why that might happen

A square, made of squares with his chin on a different square, magnificent

PARADEISER DEEZ NUTZ! (I’m sorry, not sorry)

Tomboys are literally 90% of the biblical qualifications for a good wife

This is closer to Bigfootproof (You have all been warned)