“Be gay, do crime” rings right because it doesn’t rhyme. It’s four one syllable words each starting with a plosive. That forceful plosive sounds lends to the commanding sentence structure.

Bukittie

Objectively based solipsism

New life hack unlocked.

This captures my everything while shitting on the toilet.

Looks like kinbaku. (NSFW Wikipedia link)

This shit fucked my head up in high school. As an American studying German, I did not expect fairy tales to be so … This.

Don’t suck your thumbs children.

studied mythological origins of witches and their bogs

Say more. Asking for … Umm … A friend. Yes, I have those.

Are we still doing phrasing?

Obvious fiction. No boner.

Donut shaped it is.

Fun Fact: Old English and Old Frisian are closely related.

but often times better than a master of one.

Kind of tastes like cilantro.

I could see someone posting a screen grab where another used a slur and censoring it accordingly.

Agreed. I was thinking more on it and realized the same when reading another comment.

Are the n-word and r-word swears? I’m all for censoring those.

Voodoo Donuts in Portland used to have a contest for stacking donuts on your peen.

I like to think that there’s an ongoing saga of wits between Steve and the local wizard possum. Steve is basically wily coyote here. And the possum is a mutha fuckin wizard!