I’d love to be able to repurpose my old kindles. I have 3 of them that have been gifted over the years and another two that I could probably just ask for since family members have newer ones.

Ideally I just want to have a simple ebook reader and nothing else for at least two of them.

The only issue is from the (admittedly small) searching I’ve done, they aren’t easy to root or install custom roms due to the software version or how new they are. I’ll admit I don’t exactly know what I’m even looking for.

I’d rather reuse things I already have than buy a new tablet just to read books on, especially since it seems like they’re just overpriced generic crap that all looks and mostly feels the same.

Let people have their harmless fun. This hurts no one.

I’m not bi but I like frogs…

So… I have nothing here. I’m at a :.|:;

SNAKE?!

I’d prefer to just bury them in soft peat for 3 months and recycle them as firestarters.

If there’s two things I cannot fucking stand, it’s people who are intolerant of other’s cultures… And the Dutch.

Only in open mockery.

“please be oppressed peacefully”

Well, depending on where I saw one, I might not even give it a second glance beyond “what was that? oh it’s a frilly superman outfit!”

for a doctor’s appointment? A bit odd, but you do you.

I’m probably overreacting, but if I saw that I’d call up the office, ask why they wrote that, and probably look for a new doctor.

In what way is how I dress relevant? Unless I’m in a superman outfit with frills sewn in, why is it so important to write down judgemental and opinionated comments about the way I dress?

A personal recommendation, creality ender 3 v3. About $200, and it’s a solid beginner machine. You will learn a lot by getting it dialed in.

24 Karat Dubai Chocolate Labubu Benson Boone Crumbl cookie.

Oh god I feel so old.

I genuinely don’t know if this is satire or something that actually exists.

Yes, I could do some light searching and find out, but I’d rather be old and mildly scared about changing trends.

I’ve seen a reference to “Labubu” several days in a row now. Honestly it reminds me of one of those dime-a-dozen 3d printing brand names.

I choose to believe Private Wallace blew off his massive cock, rather than his huge member hanging while he balances on one leg.

I’m not sure why he decided to flop his monumental man meat onto a landmine, but maybe he had no choice.

Or maybe I just wanted to take this opportunity to talk about someone’s collosal dangling schlong without it being weird.

“Finish Them”

BBEG rolls nat 1 to dodge

“And a tarrasque falls from the sky, crushing them instantly. The tarrasque also dies since it fell from space. Also there’s a bowl of penunias.”

Malcolm Reynolds, is that you?

Girl, some days…

Damn I’ve got so many women to cut ties with, since apparently we can’t be just friends and my wife would probably not be okay with me lusting after all of them.

Oh wait, I forgot this isn’t a twisted manosphere world, it’s real life!

This reminds me of that one time in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

I feel like the punishment when he keeps going with it after receiving no actual push-back should be getting stomped into paste.

If you fuck with something that large and you’re not dead, it’s because it chooses to let you live.

some googling later

Well, shit. Glad I buy secondhand books at every opportunity, otherwise I would have given money to a human sized pile of shit.