You put on the Thong Song and show them the goods.

Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

When she wants to speak to Death’s manager’s manager, is that God or is it Deaths all the way down?

God meant to kill the cat Baxter from the Meow Mix commercials; everything is still going according to plan.

Maybe a mix? I always assumed peanut butter and chocolate cats were at least part tortie. Then again, I didn’t even know the name until a few years ago, I just always referred to them as peanut butter cup cats 😅

That’s a cute tortie; love her black boop!

500 million years for us to harvest their sweet, sweet blue blood.