I just had to reply to this one again at the audacity of claim #3 when we’re discussing wood fired NY Pizza vs a fucking electric oven, of which, our power plants are natural gas.

1. They can get fucked.

2. They can get fucked.

3. They can… Get. Fucked.

Uh, wrong.

Banning wood and coal fired pizza in the city is going to single handedly refreeze the polar ice caps and produce no less than 72% more sea ice YOY than we currently see.