Make it your exercise routine. No chumps download shit by the megabytes, you’re going to go gigabytes and beyond! HUSTLE!

Because they’re consoomers. Consoomers don’t like people who supposedly threaten their product that they shall consoom later.

And consoomers don’t want to make the hand that feeds them angry so they’ll buy into any and every lie that’s been pitched for years about piracy.

And coffee.