Macchi_the_Slime

Good for you? Again, talk to basically any trans woman who has been transitioning for a while and almost all of them have an Ew-phoria story they can tell you where they were a wild Gender Affirming Sexism appeared. Hell, I know several that regularly deploy Tactical Misogyny™ in their own self-deprecating humor because it’s gender-affirming.

Humans are fucking weird little gremlin beasts.

The joke is that you’d think the reactions would be switched because getting called pretty is generally the nice thing and there dishwasher comment is usually meant as a sexist jab. But there’s a phenomenon among trans people in general but in this case among trans women in particular where especially early on in transition they tend to get very happy at experiencing the garden variety sexism that’s usually reserved for their aligned gender because it means the other people are seeing them as that gender rather than their agab and treating them as such.

Accurate, I regularly entirely miss that they were even being horny in the first place.

Twink Death implies I was ever a twink lol. I’ve been big since I was little. Hovered somewhere between Big and Husky most of my life until puberty hit and now I look like a fridge doing Bigfoot Cosplay.

That’s what I got from it yeah. Basically “I don’t pass as girl, therefore I boymode.” Random stranger goes “Damn girl, you got some nice tits.” Which made her happy because she thought she didn’t pass at all.

Shitposting aside, we did literally amend our constitution because FDR won too many times. I’m sure that had nothing at all to do with New Deal policies and they were just real concerned about accidentally having a king again.

The noble is trans, the piss levy is to make their HRT, ye olde anon got more ale rations due to awkward rizz. that’s what I got out of it.

“Nah bro, it’s a Democracy. It’s called the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea bro.” Yeah, and Nazi stood for National Socialists.

Yeah I’ve got no clue what happened or what I could have done wrong. I was on this post and when I finished my comment it was nowhere to be seen. I thought maybe the post glitched and didn’t post the comment at all so I went to check my profile and there it was, but on a completely wrong thread.

I’m on the Interstellar app from the IzzyOnDroid F-Droid repo and I haven’t had this happen before. This post was the last one I’d actually clicked on before that, but I’d scrolled a bit before clicking on the one I tried to comment on.

I have no idea how that comment ended up in an entirely different post I wasn’t even on. So weird

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This is literally the face my daughter made, hugging the coffee cup and all the day she stole an entire large iced capp from off the register at the grocery store when she was like 3-ish.

We were getting groceries at Sam’s Club and they at least at this time made you give them your cart to scan the stuff. We had our twins with us riding in there seats on he cart so they went to one side while we paid. Well it happens that some of the managers were doing inventory and one of them had placed their iced capp on the register. My daughter saw it, decided she was having it, and took it. We get the cart back and start walking to the door when we hear that telltale sound of a straw in an empty cup. We didn’t notice it before that because she had the cup in an absolute bear hug hiding the whole thing.

My wife goes to apologize for Little Bit stealing the drink to a look of horror from the manager whose coffee that was saying “That was full…” clearly thinking this kid was about to have a heart attack. This little girl was so sleepy after downing that coffee that she didn’t wake up when we got home, when I carried her to her bed, then slept like 4 more hours.

I’ve long since had to resign to the fact that my partner and I are in a straight passing lesbian relationship.

We met online through a reddit r4r post. The second time we met in person she had driven a U-Haul almost 1500 miles nonstop from South Dakota to New York. The first time we met in person when they left her son had a crying fit when he realized that they were leaving and demanded she turn around right now and ask me to be his daddy. We’ve been married 7 years now.

I look like a “Bear” while she looks like a Butch lesbian. Which is really funny since I’m nonbinary and she’s more masculine than I am lol. The looks people give when they see her first talking about “her partner” then see me and our 3 kids. Priceless.

“Meet me in the middle,” says the unjust man.

You take a step towards him, he takes a step back.

“Meet me in the middle,” says the unjust man.

– A.R. Moxon

Plot twist; The reason they just learned about tax evasion is from a rabbit hole they went down after being told “How are we gonna pay for it?” when asking about the government doing something about climate change.

Anime Music Video. It’s exactly what that sounds like.

Not just fighting a hallucinated giant praying mantis, GETTING INJURED while fighting said hallucinated giant praying mantis.

Not only is that Che Guevara, but iirc this fight started because the twins there wanted to assassinate Mike Tyson and Che stopped them.

The Arizona State Prison arc is crazy. Baki gets himself sent there by kidnapping president George W. Bush because he wants to fight the guy that’s the strongest in the world behind his dad. But he’s gotta fight Che Guevara first.

Nonsense is like life, it finds a way.

I’ve heard it can be a little… hard to pass.