Fyi: your title says Lilo, your text says Stich.

I made like a cat and slept all day. That okay?

And potentially not have storage in the bathroom?

Amazing true miracles in our life time.

Yep, not just there. I don’t know if it’s going to change anything fundamental but I agree with the sentiment and if nothing else, it’s a statement of solidarity with other people who might feel like everybody around them is giving in to the slopshittification.

I don’t know what being American or otherwise has to do with it btw.

Telephone companies use ten keypads on a telephone to supply billions of telephone numbers. Cooks can produce endless meal combinations using the same technique.

1 - meat

2 - grain

3 - vegetables

4 - fruit

5 - oil

6 - water

7 - nuts

8 - fish

9 - dairy

0 - vanilla extract

000000000000000000000000000000000000000009

FUCK, it was right there.

Lesbians are ants?

I don’t know if this is the best community for this - but if you could only ever write characters that are like you, that would be pretty boring, no?

You’ll be pleased to hear that you can’t do that because I’m in the EU. So there.

Wow, if I’d known this would be a whole-ass university education, I wouldn’t have bought dishes OR that hammer. While that executable does its thing, can you tell me what degrees specifically I can earn with you and how long they take on average? Are you certified in EU countries? Will I be qualified to hammer dishes in Germany? Plates AND mugs? What about hammering windows? Those need a clean too, now that I look at them.

Edit: Speaking of windows, does your course teach how to use a hammer to switch from Windows to Linux?

I’m not trying to clean the hammer, I’m trying to use the hammer to do my dishes. I’m starting to think you’re not being serious with me. What’s your qualification in terms of hammer-based daily chores?

Also, I failed every year of chemistry HAAAAARRRR-DDD.

Oh so there are more steps. This is getting complicated, especially since I wouldn’t know where to put a dishwasher or what to feed them. When does the hammer come into play?

And then my dishes will be done? ☜(°⁠ヮﾟ☜⁠⁠)

They’re not though :(

I want to use this hammer to do my dishes, how do I do that?

Get thee behind me, Satan, I shan’t drink your hellish brew!

Dear vegan 2, that is true for everything.

Yes. Excellent.