“Unfortunate”

“Meh, what is the worst that could happen?”

Which is funny: Hey, you’re now under surveillance for being straight! What, you’re gay? Hey you’re now under surveillance for being gay!

Cold call is a good one, I’m stealing that

This message is propaganda by Big Sleep

Convenient for when you need to go to the bathroom but don’t want to turn on the lights

That sounds like you are speaking from experience.

(I hope you don’t and I am slightly concerned)

Couldn’t have said it better

I feel like tankie is a very precise term for the kind of “communists” that cheer when people get run over by tanks. Therefore, a good test to see if someone just cheers for “imperialism but red” or genuinely cares about liberation.

I’m happy as a cis dude, but I’d be lying if I said I never thought to myself “hey, what if I had a 1m dick? or none? or both at the same time…?”