UwUpeans, so great, and so horrid at the same time.

You sir/madam/gentlebeing, are a most delightfully twisted individual.

For anyone else allergic to apples, maybe consider a pear, or an orange.

The concept is to imagine something you wouldn’t typically crave.

Real tip I received recently: Ask yourself if you’d eat an apple (instead of whatever you’re craving), if not, then it’s not because you’re hungry.

Surely it’s Slimothy Jimothy?

Black is placebo, I don’t have to sleep now either