Uh, Android is the alternative to Apple’s iOS. Android is much more customizable.

You can just buy a used phone too. An older pro is going to be better than the new A. Same price too.

Yeah, just block any unknown numbers. Who do you actually have calling you that you don’t know?

If they are blocked they’ll leave a message: “Call me”. It’s like no one has ever heard of screening calls with an answering machine.

Cats are perfectly happy eating mice and lizards for their entire lives. Would you eat those?

Don’t compare their eating habits with ours.

Too old to know what a telemarketer is?

Bitcoin is just a scam in general.

“Bro, I’ll sell you this really complicated number. No one else has it.”

“What can I do with it?”

“Sell it for more money to a bigger fool than you.”

"I’m in.*

Oh lol. Well it happened recently too:

https://www.pcworld.com/article/2038611/angry-customers-sue-ssd-manufacturers-after-data-breaches.html

https://www.cnet.com/tech/tech-industry/western-digital-recalls-400000-hard-drives/

They intentionally block casting from your Pixel phone to a TV, unless you use Chromecast. Google is terrible when it comes to casting.

Sounds like the problem is with your country, not used phones. Don’t ever buy something from a place that doesn’t accept returns.

Nope. Got it from Backmarket. You can just return it, no questions asked.

Although they sent it in an Amazon package, so I guess it was from Amazon. Either way, just select the top quality used one and return it if there’s any issues.

I definitely bought a used phone last time. It’s has literally nothing wrong with it and was about $350. New phones are for suckers.

Yeah, I believe you can do that by printing to a non-existent printer and then finding the file image waiting in the print queue. I don’t know if it works on Windows 11 but it used to work pretty well.

Why don’t you simply open the book in a virtual machine like VMware and hit print? It can print to a PDF.

You call this writing?! If I puked in a fountain pen and mailed it to the monkey house, I’d get better scripts!

Edit: very few Simpsons connoisseurs here I see

At Harvard they taught ya? Hit the road, egghead. You should’ve majored in not getting fired.