That’s the companies decision and they should understand the risks.

If you’re that paranoid about it, then just physically destroy the drive.

They promised they would go out of business if I pirated their content, and that was a lie.

Just create aliases with words you’ll remember. Fart, Fart2, ect.

Is she in management?

If you’re going to be annoying about it, then people won’t like you. Imagine if you had a friend who used Arch Linux and that’s all that they talked about and then they said people who use Windows are literally Hitler and the second you say, hey maybe chill a little bit, they start screeching.