Spitroasted between two queens!!

Would.

Well, but it’s clearly the cat’s sink - how you gonna explain that??

Wonderule!

Not to be confused with wanderules.

In jail.

Also everyone who approved it.

Unless no such laws exist in the lawless country this is from.

Present her with a nice frog you just found.

Women love frogs!

Miss Piggy has entered the chat.

So nice of her to include a comprehensive disclaimer list, much appreciated.

Lucy A. Snyder is a five-time Bram Stoker Award-winning writer and the author of the forthcoming Tor Nightfire novel Sister, Maiden, Monster. She also wrote the novels Spellbent, Shotgun Sorceress, and Switchblade Goddess, the nonfiction book Shooting Yourself in the Head For Fun and Profit: A Writer’s Survival Guide, the poetry collections Exposed Nerves and Chimeric Machines and the story collections Halloween Season, Garden of Eldritch Delights, While the Black Stars Burn, Soft Apocalypses, Orchid Carousals, Sparks and Shadows, and Installing Linux on a Dead Badger.

(Between all the Bram Stokers, the badger, & ‘Lucy A. Snyder frequently escaped into Clive Barker’s worlds when she was in darkest academia pursuing her MA in journalism’ you prob know how she writes.)

wiki/Lucy_A._Snyder
www.lucysnyder.com

It’s cloaked, you can’t tell, not yet.

Op measures his width.

How dare you post an image of this tbh average looking fella without also showcasing his absolutely amazingly dumptrucky booty, ass cheeks so caked up you should ask the gods for forgiveness for keeping it hidden:

They say you don’t ever hear the fluttering of his gentle wings, but his dummy thicc clappening is deafening.

Of which a lot fall under the penis lust too.

Penis sloth: specialised tendons that lock into place give them the power to hang on for long periods of time without wasting any energy, even while sleeping.

Wrath: that’s just pp bdsm.

That’s just metalhead bros.

Greed: penis hoarder.

With only the moth left in the vicinity of the crime you should assume it acted alone in this horrendous act of vandalism.

Your weave depressing but eloquent poetry, my friend.

White cat (codename Fluffy_Lamp) is the bait while the black cats (codenames Velvet_Ninja_Assassin & Fuzzy_Moth_Liquidator) are the unseen executioners.

The humans & their dwellings (food included) are free.
Cats can freely choose them & take over.