We snuck our cat into our apartment skirting the lease. About 4 years in, they noticed our cat. We were given the ultimatum, pay $500 by the end of the week, or get rid of him by the end of the week. I was absolutely devistated, but we had no choice but to rehome him. We found a nice family across town to take him in. They would send us updates for about a week until he ran away.

About 6 or 7 months later, I’m watching TV with my wife at midnight, and I hear frantic meowing at the door. It was him!

The management company was in such disbelief, they waived the fee for us and he lived to be 12 years old. He passed away in my arms about 2 years ago. I’ll never forget him.

Release the pressure in your pressure cooker near them.

You are correct.

I have seen one copier in the US set to A4. It was way out in the middle of nowhere at a rice farm. They had it set to A4 because they export a majority of their rice to Japan from what I was told.

“PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?”

Fun fact, it’s asking for letter paper (8.5" x 11")

The solution is to have two phones! One for web cam, one for memes.

I am a cis male. I am so freaking jealous you guys can do that! I grow thin little stragglers. They’re red too, which is weird because I have brown hair.

Don’t forget mother’s day is this weekend!