Mine just “forgets” that i have songs downloaded over time until i go online, so my playlist will effectively gradually shrink. And then as soon as i go online they’re instantly available and downloaded again…

Yea the Chinese are definitely the only ones who’ve thought of heaven granting the right to rule.

I thought they would pull on the hairs but fair enough, can’t argue with experience

Wearing stockings on furred legs seems like it would be wildly uncomfortable

Hans Majje Knugen i Sunds>all, vilken sensation

Hey I’m a 6’4" man, i’d stare into your eyes 😉

That may be so, i don’t know the theory, but i hear a distinct difference between songs on YouTube vs Spotify. And I’m talking newly released, direct from publisher. Stuff just sounds bad on YouTube.

“No kinkshame” there is wild, but also:

hands come later

Kantai collection perhaps? Don’t actually know what it is, but I’m pretty sure it has humanised warships

This was essentially me once, but for real. I was running as exercise and discovered that if i slowed down i didn’t get nearly as tired and could run much further! I thought i had just had an absolutely genius thought and was really proud of myself. It wasn’t until later that i realised that no, i was just being really fucking dumb, as usual.

I’ve found “they” and “their” to be useful words

Except that you don’t just use it for whole hours. 12.01 is clearly post meridian, so it has to be PM if you wanna keep the meaning. With your example 12 am and 12.01 pm would either be one minute apart or you’d have to drop the whole meaning of am and pm, which would just make it an entirely arbitrary construct that’s even more difficult to understand.

On the other hand, as a European I’m quite happy with 24h time keeping. This whole am-pm system is quite unnecessary.

Well it’s likely short for “authorities on the subject”, i.e. experts.

Sorry bud, it’s a word exactly because “everyone got it wrong and it had to be shoved into dictionaries”. Languages and the words they contain aren’t static, they evolve over time based on how people use them.