Every time I see the message in Slack from my boss that “We’ve started grooming, pls join” I just feel gross

HELL YEA GOTTA GET CLEANED UP BEFORE I TAKE MY HOG FOR A RIDE LATER, BROTHER

I do the same and combine it with a lot of exclamation points! So that people know I’m excited and it’s an upbeat tone, lol!!

You had ONE job rule!

Hi I’d like to defederate from this train of thought pls kthx

:3