AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor

I may have worded it poorly. What you describe is understandable. What it’s not is going to those lengths as to take dna tests to know the percentage of you is from each country.

It’s good to know your ancestors, but do you really need to know how much of you is Irish to annunce it publicly as if it was something to brag about?

I don’t really get this obsession some people have with their “origins”. Like… why is it so important to trace your ancestors so you can say that a 3% of you is… idk… persian?

PROtip: If you don’t speak English, none of those end!

Wait… that’s not Alan… That’s Steve! STEVE! STEVE STEVE STEVE STEEEEVE!!

Define “us”.

Lol, LMAO even.

It’s so sweet of them to think that I don’t play their games because I play on linux and not because I want EA software in my computer as much as I want to drink a shot of arsenic.

That’s because people are finally starting to understand that you can’t reason with a fascist asshole; there is only one language they understand: violence.

Remember: violence is NEVER the answer… but they are not asking any questions.

The “@” is sometimes used because it’s made of an “o” and an “a” making it somewhat both at the same time, but it presents a very obvious problem: how do you say it? Because we call that symbol “arroba” and saying “encantadarroba” sounds weird AF. Just switch the vowel for an “e” and be done with it. In italian there’s the “schwa”: ə" that serves the same function, it’s harder to type because it’s not usually found on keyboards, but whatever, if being inclusive and pissing bigots takes so little effort, I’m gonna try and use it as much as possible, even if it’s still something that takes some effort to apply at times because of the interiorized grammar that you have to unlearn.

Edit: forgot to add, bigots get angry about it because you are “desecrating the sacred language” or shit like that. But you know how it is, they are the biggest snowflakes ever.

I did! I rarely speak in spanish when I’m on the internet (unless it’s with known people with whom I can safely use gendered language because I know them), but when I do, I tend to use it because it’s easier than having to ask what your preferred gender is. It also makes it easier to spot the people I don’t want to talk with because they will quickly get offended because woke.

Hace cuatro horas, para mi eran las siete y veinte o por ahi. No puedes decir que soy un mentiroso! A diferencia de muchos, yo no miento ni en mi apodo!

Encantade! Yo no soy un velociraptor. Lo juro!

Las siete menos veinte, o por ahi.

I’m talking about the updates with the content that should be in game at launch. You know, those that, after they released them all, make the game feel like the 1.0 release.

The dlc’s are those they launch later with what everyone else call “qol updates”

That’s so old!

Now they work with “why delay a game when you can release it half-assed and just fill the void of content later as free updates?”

See splatoon, animal crossing, mario spin-offs…:

Don’t get too surprised. Look what happens in Italy or Spain with soccer. Same idiot stuff that only targets the less tech-savvy.

This will only improve the sailing abilities of those who love the high seas.