• don@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    You got too comfortable and you’re getting tag-teamed, you rook. I recommend instant, wild flailing motions that send absolutely everything flying everywhere without warning and then calmly recovering your prized possessions while your would-be assailants cower under tables, staring at you wondering wtf just happened.

    Gotta establish dominance in a way only a cat understands.

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      11 months ago

      Never get into a two front war. They’ll outflank you in a heartbeat and you’ll be tossing out floor food and going for the stain remover.