• Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Gurl, mario needs to save himself from bowsers castle before he can learn to save someone else.

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        1 year ago

        Mario needs to save himself from the pointless questing at endless castles. Bowser needs to save himself from his own tacked-on pomp & patriarchy so he can love the tiny koopa inside his overlarge shell. The both of them have some work to do. Meanwhile, Luigi & Toad could use a fuckin’ buddy movie. Just sayin’.