She’s an indoor and garden cat and we just moved, so this is totally new to her.

  • UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world
    5·
    14 days ago

    “This mockery of my primacy is an outrage.

    I’m offended by the mere existence of this contraption.

    Why must I endure this grotesquery?

    I pity this fool and hate everything about him.

    Yet, curiously, my intrigue is both utterly enthralling and unbearably delicious.”