“Your replies
(a) Dude, the way that we have treated Native Americans is most non-
triumphant!
(b) Excellent, dude! Cowboys and Indians?! Count me in!
(aa) Dude, remember the golden rule - be excellent to each other.
(ab) Dude, violence never pays.
(ac) I just do not think that we should treate Native Americans in this most
bogus way.
(ba) Before I can enlist, good captainly dude, I must find ___!
(bb) Look dude, the way that I’ve been treated around here, I have little
interest in fighting to defend these people.
(bc) I’d love to sign up, but ___ has my pen.”
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Video Game Adventure.
Here’s a walkthrough, for anyone curious. It lists the various dialogue choices you had with each character.
Wait so this screenshot is real?
Very real, from what I can tell.
Old West, Marshalls dialogue options.
“Your replies (a) Dude, the way that we have treated Native Americans is most non- triumphant! (b) Excellent, dude! Cowboys and Indians?! Count me in! (aa) Dude, remember the golden rule - be excellent to each other. (ab) Dude, violence never pays. (ac) I just do not think that we should treate Native Americans in this most bogus way. (ba) Before I can enlist, good captainly dude, I must find ___! (bb) Look dude, the way that I’ve been treated around here, I have little interest in fighting to defend these people. (bc) I’d love to sign up, but ___ has my pen.”
My mom and I beat the game after about a million runs when it came out. I still have flashbacks to the boomboxes and muffins.