MacedWindow@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 months agorulelemmy.worldimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1181arrow-down10
arrow-up1181arrow-down1imagerulelemmy.worldMacedWindow@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 months agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·6 months agoWhat if I want to gain two inches?
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up23·6 months agoThen you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·6 months agoHow do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
minus-squareFQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·6 months agoYour endeavours are stored in the balls.
minus-squareAngryishHumanoid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 months agoIf you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.
minus-squareWugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoThat sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone — eventually.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agojust have one funnel cake… eating contest.
minus-squareYarHarSuperstar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoYou have to inches or no one will ever be able to inches ever again.
What if I want to gain two inches?
Then you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.
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How do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
Your endeavours are stored in the balls.
If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.
That sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone — eventually.
just have one funnel cake… eating contest.
What if I don’t have to inches?
You have to inches or no one will ever be able to inches ever again.