mirror deer looks at real deer only with hate

holy chew that was excellent, thanks for introducing that into my life!

Why not Southend-onesie? That’s still London… somehow…

relevant yoosernaim

“make a copy of me, ditto!”
“sure, no problem”
*existential commentary*

how have I lived my life without ever seeing this

if that’s a drinkin’ song, I raise you one with:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ak-JkzfKc

(arguably the first anti-vaxxer song… but still a banger)

“hey sorry for draining your blood earlier, I dunno if it was a blood thing or a red thing but either way I should have waited until after your period.”

no

bucksfast

what are you, too good for chugging white lightning?

who the hell licks the lid?

I DONT NEED YOUR PITY
takes the hat treat and pops it in mouth. Its chewy and inedible, but through sheer force of will is swallowed down with triumphant tears
NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

well if she laughed, I guess that’s fine

Don’t do that. If you wouldn’t want it done to you, don’t do it to your cat who literally cannot refuse

ANOTHER PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOK

Let’s not, I haven’t eaten in days and I just don’t trust myself…

I believe you took me a little too literally. Also cool to know the characters name was Shylock, I forgot that!

I love it, but a lot of unanswered questions and a truce/understanding that seems tenuous at best.