Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome back to TotallynotJessica.

I was about to ask whether you can have three colinear points on a sphere, but then I remembered that the Earth is flat.

Which brings me to another question. What does a circle on a Mercator projection looks like on a sphere?

Either stilettos or the most colorful snickers sneakers you’ve ever seen.

Edit: Paronyms are the death of the non-native speaker.

Feel free to send the torrent my way, I’d be happy to help keep it alive