Other than you (if you have notifications turned on) there’s gotta be close to 0 people who’ll ever see this, but here’s a link to the comic: https://falseknees.com/comics/247.html

Fwiw I also had ongoing issues with the ZF9 pocket-dialing. Ymmv of course, but I haven’t had it happen ever since changing its position in my pocket from [up facing up and screen facing me] to [up facing up and screen facing away from me]. It’s been at least several months since I made the change, so maybe it will help some of the people having the issue?

Zenfone did have its 3.5mm jack and optical stabilization as relatively unique in its class (though I don’t personally know much about how well EIS does vs OIS these days).