ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 7 days agorule???lemmy.mlimagemessage-square79linkfedilinkarrow-up1561arrow-down115file-text
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minus-squareCevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·7 days agoIf I pay cash, does that make me nonbinary?
minus-squarepeoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 days agoNo, it makes you suspicious. Only criminals pay in cash, and the FBI wants to ask you a few questions.
minus-squareCevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoThe FBI can ask as many questions as they like. They’re over there, and I’m over here.
minus-squareDivineDev@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 days agoDepends, do you gayly slide it over or do you slam it on the counter, breaking it?
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 days agoHow does one slam a bill on the counter breaking it? Ohhhhh… Were you talking about breaking the counter?
minus-squareDaPorkchop_@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 days agoThe bill collides into the counter with such force that both immediately disintegrate into a cloud of hot plasma.
minus-squareCevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 days ago How does one slam a bill on the counter breaking it? Forcefully. /j
If I pay cash, does that make me nonbinary?
No, it makes you suspicious. Only criminals pay in cash, and the FBI wants to ask you a few questions.
The FBI can ask as many questions as they like. They’re over there, and I’m over here.
Depends, do you gayly slide it over or do you slam it on the counter, breaking it?
How does one slam a bill on the counter breaking it?
Ohhhhh… Were you talking about breaking the counter?
The bill collides into the counter with such force that both immediately disintegrate into a cloud of hot plasma.
Hot damn
Forcefully. /j