Draconic NEO@pawb.social to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 month agoillegal rulei.imgur.comimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1424arrow-down16cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1418arrow-down1imageillegal rulei.imgur.comDraconic NEO@pawb.social to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square16linkfedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·1 month ago“Nerve endings and the like”? Their spines and ribs are literally part of the shell! Please do show us the tortie, though 😁
minus-squaredrosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoYeah, a tortoise can’t come out of its shell any more than a human can come out of their rib cage.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-21 month ago“Let’s get you out of that spine and ribcage and into something more comfortable, ma‘m” – excerpt from my upcoming psychosexual mystery novel The Butler Did It Weirdly
minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoWhat’s more comfortable than my own little bone garage?
“Nerve endings and the like”? Their spines and ribs are literally part of the shell!
Please do show us the tortie, though 😁
Yeah, a tortoise can’t come out of its shell any more than a human can come out of their rib cage.
“Let’s get you out of that spine and ribcage and into something more comfortable, ma‘m”
– excerpt from my upcoming psychosexual mystery novel The Butler Did It Weirdly
What’s more comfortable than my own little bone garage?
Death, I guess? 🤷
Added the lil guy
Aww 🥰