Every time I see or hear the phrase bottom surgery, I imagine going in to get a fatter ass.
I had a dream once that a pimp was in charge of alteration surgeries, and trans people walked in and he would go “FO’ YOUZ I GIVE MA BOTTOM SURGERY, SHE DA BEST SURGERY, MY MAIN SURGERY” and he was the best doctor in town for it.
iirc in college humors Dimension 20, a transmasc character gets top surgery from the sketchy mob surgeon
I think they’ve dropped the College Humor name, now they’re Dropout.
Which season is that? Is it Fantasy High Senior Year?
Unsleeping city season 1
Ooohhh I started that season but didn’t finish it. Thanks!
Calm down there Balma
Brain surgery that turns tops into bottoms
I think that a large majority of trans girls don’t have body shapes like that, so the idea kinda falls flat and you end up hating yourself because even after bottom surgery, you still can’t pull off that look at all.
Not that I would know anything about that 🤥
Edit: Yes, I get that this is on the extreme side of things, but as I said in another comment, there is a phenotype and often we don’t fit into the one we so desperately want to.
I often times hate these trans/hrt memes because of how comedically unrealistic the results they portray are and how shitty they make me feel.
Its a bone of contention for me.
a large majority of trans girls don’t have body shapes like that
Cis girls too. These are extreme body types (likely a good bit of photo fuckery too)
I at least notice heavy photoshopping on the middle and right one, especially apparent from the front. Yeah, cosplayers often do a lot of photoshopping, especially the erotic ones. Sometimes to a laughable amount, to still get an hourglass-shape while someone’s plus sized (which wouldn’t be a problem for me, except other men).
A large majority of us born female (female-bodied) also do not have that shape either. In fact even those models probably don’t have that shape.
Sure, not that extreme a shape, but there is a phenotype. I don’t have that phenotype, so I go for expensive surgeries to fit into the correct phenotype.
Spider-man wears something similar, I’m sure a skilled tailor can make your dream come true
Or a latex fetish shop.
What’s stopping you?
They don’t look as good, duh.
Im sorry but Henry cavill look THAT GOOD
Ok, but will I or the average person?
This is probably the best I could do
(Yes I know that most probably couldn’t pull off a good looking Spider woman either but yeah.
You take that back. Ben is beautiful and perfect and I will hear nothing to the contrary.
G’doy… look at them… they got no ass. Assless, I say!
You still can :D
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Cyclist?
EW :(
one word. tucking. good luck bestie
coward, if people can’t handle your glory that just means they’re envious.
athletes wear tiny tight pants all the time and no one tells them to tuck
I tuck because I don’t want to look down and see the thing either.
Good point, in that case a “dance belt” may be a good choice. It helps keep your balls from getting stuck on that seam between your legs, provides freedom of movement, and makes the total bulge more prominent (while also smoothing out the actual details).
ideally the suit would just actually be designed to contain your artillery
Tucking literally isn’t enough for me, I feel dysphoria because I have it, not just because other people see it. I still feel it and know its there. It feels gross, it makes me feel gross. I just wish it was gone 😭
Issue is, it’s not just the looks, but also:
- people just feel dysphoric about it in general,
- some people would like to (primarily) be penetrated, but anal sex is too painful for them,
- even then, it needs preparation, unless you’re a special kind of pervert that likes the fact, that people poop from there,
- genital preferences of others.
You can Photoshop your body just like they did.
Try a tucking thong first, it’s cheaper
Gaff is the usual term for these, and yeah that’s what I came to the comment section to mention too. If you can’t afford one (anyone reading) then Point of Pride has a program to get a free one: https://www.pointofpride.org/free-femme-shapewear
gaffing tape sounds painful, but strangers on the internet know best.
Oh god no! Not tape hun, that sounds awful. They’re a style of compression underwear. Think a binder for your junk: https://origamicustoms.com/collections/compression-gaffs
Edit: Origami Customs is also the company that partners with Point of Pride to provide the free gaffs I mentioned in my previous comment.
whats funny is they genuinely would look better to me if they had realistic proportions, i’m attracted to humans not skeletons w/ass
“This body is unattainable for me personally, thus it is unrealistic on others in media” ok buddy
maybe you meant to reply to someone else? i said “i don’t think this is attractive or realistic” not some whack ass shit about my own body goals.
adjust your standards, acknowledge Rem supremacy.
Ass always looks good in tight fitting suits, doesn’t need to be a phat round booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh honey that is not what bottom surgery means here
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Stupid sexy spiders. I’m pretty sure Mark Bagley’s Ultimate Spider-Man is the root of many of my own insecurities.
If I had bottom surgery and one of these, I’d pack. The bulge in there is the best part
Who says you can’t, I’ve done it before and it’s fine, just gotta push the bits to the side or tuck them down below but it still works.
Ngl, being able to wear leggins is about 90% of the benefit of SRS for me.
It’s been 5 or 6 years, 100% worth it.
- Sent from my phone while wearing leggins
